Just for Fun
– Sit next to a fan.
- Why do Swiss cows have bells?
– Because their horns don’t work.
- Custumer: Waiter, waiter! I’m in a hurry. Will my pancake be long?
– Waiter: No, sir. It’ll be round.
- Mother: You spend too much money. Money doesn’t grow on trees, you know.
– Daughter: Well, why do banks have so many branches, then?
- What’s the difference between a sailor and someone who goes shopping?
– One goes to sail the seas, the other goes to see sales.
- What’s the difference between a jeweller and a jailer?
– One sells watches and the other watches cells.
- What did the sea say to the beach?
– Nothing. It just waved.
- What sort of crisps can fly?
– Plain crisps.
- A prisioner is locked in a cell with only a chair. How does he escape?
– He rubs his hands until they are sore, he uses the saw to cut the chair in half. Two halves make a whole. He climbs through the hole and shouts himself hoarse. Then he gets on the horse and gallops away.
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