Just for Fun

• How do you keep cool at a football match?

– Sit next to a fan.

• Why do Swiss cows have bells?

– Because their horns don’t work.

• Custumer: Waiter, waiter! I’m in a hurry. Will my pancake be long?

– Waiter: No, sir. It’ll be round.

• Mother: You spend too much money. Money doesn’t grow on trees, you know.

– Daughter: Well, why do banks have so many branches, then?

• What’s the difference between a sailor and someone who goes shopping?

– One goes to sail the seas, the other goes to see sales.

• What’s the difference between a jeweller and a jailer?

– One sells watches and the other watches cells.

• What did the sea say to the beach?

– Nothing. It just waved.

• What sort of crisps can fly?

– Plain crisps.

• A prisioner is locked in a cell with only a chair. How does he escape?

– He rubs his hands until they are sore, he uses the saw to cut the chair in half. Two halves make a whole. He climbs through the hole and shouts himself hoarse. Then he gets on the horse and gallops away.

If you don’t understand a joke don’t hesitate in contacting me.